KP's Zombie Removal Service
Conveniently Located in the
Bob Aycock Building in Historic Downtown New Orleans
Phone - 867-5309
Zombie Removal Packages Starting at $99.95*
Zombies squatting in your mobile home?
Zombies keeping you up at night?
Call Now! Operators are standing by!
"The Obama Forum had a critical zombie infestation, I called KP and the gang; the zombies disappeared overnight." - Adam from Washington
"The Bob Aycock building was full of zombie squatters, I couldn't keep tenants because of them, one call to KP and the problem was fixed." - Mr. Bob Aycock from Louisiana
"I'm skeered of dem zombies" - Mrs. Black from Illinois
"The zombies were scaring all the little boys away from neverland, KP came in and cleaned out the zombies, neverland is now the fun-loving place I always dreamed of" - M. Jackson from California
"I'll tell you what, KP run all the zombies out of Arlen quicker than you can cook a burger on a propane grill" - H. Hill from Texas
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* some restrictions apply, void if prohibited in your area, free catfish dinner requires a $19.95 serving fee.
** not really but we have seen lots of zombie movies.
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